Weekly Aggravating Summary

Weekly Summary:
“So they just passed a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he didn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that exempts themselves from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese……….And better yet it is to be financed by a country that’s broke?”

Tommy Jinks Socialism Day 1:
Guy with big ears gloating on TV. Wife found a bug in the potatoes. Already? Goofy guy with big ears and scary old chick say everything is gonna be alright now. He has a nice smile. Probably OK. More tomorrow.

Tommy Jinks Socialism Day 2:
Guy with big ears and ugly scary lady are on TV talking about happy things. I don’t feel happy. Guy with big ears says new taxes aren’t so much so that’s ok. The store is out of Toilet paper again; probably not related. Guy with big ears says Jew people are being bad again but that’s ok because we have new friends that wear handkerchiefs on their heads. Too bad. I liked the Jew people.

Tommy Jinks Socialism Day 3:
More happy talk on TV today about sick people. We must have a bunch! Red guys and Blue guys fighting. Blue guys are saying Red guys are not playing fair. Red guys are showing them the rules. Blue guys say Red guys are stopping progress worse than ever. Red guys say, “you said that last month make up your mind”. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Blue guys called me a dumb redneck… again.

Tommy Jinks Socialism Day 4:
Red guys and Blue guys still at it. The Goofy guy with big ears says he knows best. Red guys say they know best. Blue guys say that they know best. Everybody knows best but me… and you so we decided to ask the 9 people in black robes because EVERYbody knows that they know best. Except maybe the guy with big ears… and the ugly scary lady. They don’t like the people in black robes.